Wittle Wabbits.
Sorry.I couldnt resist. I have so many cheesy things in my brain, and you, dear readers get the brunt of it.
Anyway, the people at Eden Fantasy sex toys sent me yet another toy to test out for them.
This time it was a rabbit vibrator.
In particular this vibrator.
APPARENTLY Im a tough grader of sex toys, because this one just simply had more cons than pros for me.
Lets start at the end of this sex toys life. The box says waterproof.
Thats a lie.
I screwed the battery compartment on SO tight I had lines in my fingers to be sure that no water got into the battery compartment (cause thats what you do with waterproof battery operated toys), but alas, it died in the shower, and never came back to life. So, unless I had a defective toy (and who knows, I may have) I would suggest using caution if taking this little bunnyinto the water.
Now, back to the beginning of its life.
You all know how I feel about jelly toys, right? I hate them.
This toy isnt made of jelly, its made of TPR Material (so says the box) and TPR siliconesuper soft and smooth for comfort...
Dear readers, thats a lie.
You ever played with a REAL silicone toy? Oh my godits AMAZING. I spend a decent amount of time rubbing them on my face and hands just for the sensory effect.
This TPR stuff is AWFUL. Its sticky. SO sticky, in fact, that in my sterilized house, it ended up covered in dust and hair and stuff 2 minutes out of the box. And its sticky ANYWHERE you put it. Not exactly what I would call comfortable. And it doesnt exactly clean well. So, if you plan on purchasing this toy, and you dont already have them in your house, you need to buy a box of condoms (and batteries, because they dont send you batteries, either) so youre not inadvertently infecting yourself.
As far as the design goes, its not bad, if totally smooth toys are your thing. I like them, but they arent for everyone.
The one pretty insurmountable flaw for me is that the 2 bullets are too far apart. To have the shaft of the toy inserted, and the clit stimulator in place, the bullet at the tip of the shaft is in no-mans land, and seemingly useless. So, either the shaft needs to be shorter, or the clit stimulator needs to be extended.
The Pros?
Its quiet. I like quiet toys. Im SUPER easily distracted, so loud toys make me CRAZY. And its got dial-adjustable intensities, which are great for me, because my tastes change hourly.
So, at the end of it allwould I buy this toy? Probably not.
But am I a little bummed that it died in the shower? Yeah.
Anyway, the people at Eden Fantasy sex toys sent me yet another toy to test out for them.
This time it was a rabbit vibrator.
In particular this vibrator.
APPARENTLY Im a tough grader of sex toys, because this one just simply had more cons than pros for me.
Lets start at the end of this sex toys life. The box says waterproof.
Thats a lie.
I screwed the battery compartment on SO tight I had lines in my fingers to be sure that no water got into the battery compartment (cause thats what you do with waterproof battery operated toys), but alas, it died in the shower, and never came back to life. So, unless I had a defective toy (and who knows, I may have) I would suggest using caution if taking this little bunnyinto the water.
Now, back to the beginning of its life.
You all know how I feel about jelly toys, right? I hate them.
This toy isnt made of jelly, its made of TPR Material (so says the box) and TPR siliconesuper soft and smooth for comfort...
Dear readers, thats a lie.
You ever played with a REAL silicone toy? Oh my godits AMAZING. I spend a decent amount of time rubbing them on my face and hands just for the sensory effect.
This TPR stuff is AWFUL. Its sticky. SO sticky, in fact, that in my sterilized house, it ended up covered in dust and hair and stuff 2 minutes out of the box. And its sticky ANYWHERE you put it. Not exactly what I would call comfortable. And it doesnt exactly clean well. So, if you plan on purchasing this toy, and you dont already have them in your house, you need to buy a box of condoms (and batteries, because they dont send you batteries, either) so youre not inadvertently infecting yourself.
As far as the design goes, its not bad, if totally smooth toys are your thing. I like them, but they arent for everyone.
The one pretty insurmountable flaw for me is that the 2 bullets are too far apart. To have the shaft of the toy inserted, and the clit stimulator in place, the bullet at the tip of the shaft is in no-mans land, and seemingly useless. So, either the shaft needs to be shorter, or the clit stimulator needs to be extended.
The Pros?
Its quiet. I like quiet toys. Im SUPER easily distracted, so loud toys make me CRAZY. And its got dial-adjustable intensities, which are great for me, because my tastes change hourly.
So, at the end of it allwould I buy this toy? Probably not.
But am I a little bummed that it died in the shower? Yeah.
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