(Source image: "Framed" by Marcus J Ranum ) The instructor adjusted the frame, then stepped back, satisfied. There, he said. Thirty minutes. Lyla settled back on her heels. Now that the time was actually here, she searched for a hint of her earlier panic, but it was nowhere to be found. Serene as a Hindu cow, she sat there, an object before their gazes. The pose she'd chosen allowed her to glance around without disturbing her arrangement. She saw marked admiration in every glance, and caught some of that excitement herself. Her breasts drew tight and her nipples stood tall. Between her thighs, the insistent pulse mounted high. I love art class, she thought. (Click for details on FFF!) Your challenge for today was to use the picture above and write a flash fiction of 80-112 words . Additionally, I asked that you include the emotion of "calm" somewhere in the piece. Nobody's checking word counts, but you're only cheating yourself if you break the rules. U

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Athletic shorts should only be worn while consuming fried Oreos/watching seasons 1-4 of Lost consecutively/picking up your prescription of Plan B at your local CVS. Jeggings are a way of life and not a life choice. Gilda Radner has been and will always be God. If you cant sexually harass them via textits not worth it. If a ridiculously hot guy is staring at you two seconds to long, its probably because you have good on your faceso seriously you doyou should probably go wipe that off now. Work with kidsyoull never want to have unprotected sexever. Sometimes getting drunk is the only solution. Judge no onecriticize everythingunless those bitches deserved to be judgedyeah thats right whoreIm talking about you. People who hate on Hellmans Mayo are not your friends. Catholic guilt is a very powerful/scary/sexually crazed being. Speaking of Catholic guiltexorcisms are scary as shit. Take Dayquil at night trust me. When your

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Everyone has (or had, at some point) neighbor wars. My neighbors, while Ive never actually MET them, are on my last nerve. In my complex they have valet trash. 3 days a week we can take our trash down to the landings at the foot of the stairs and the maintenance guys will pick it up in the morning and take it to the dumpster. I love this, but it does set up a situation where people get lazy. My neighbors are PRIME examples of this. They leave trash outside their door, which is gross, but is made worse by the fact that our community is nestled away in the midst of a greenbelt. On MORE than one occasion, Ive walked out of my apartment to see assorted wildlife lurking outside of my door. Not a big fan of possums and raccoons. My FIRST idea was to take ketchup and squirt it all over the door knob. But the day I had the ketchup in my hand, I noticed the YELLOW tag on their door. Blue is for electricity, and yellow is for gas. I felt kind of bad for them, since they were 24 hours from getti

Source: www.GutterUncensored.com Late rapper Tupac Shakur's sex tape has surfaced 15 years after his death. According to reports from TMZ , the five minutes footage sees the rapper engaged in a sex act with a female fan and is said to have been filmed in 1991. The website claims that the person who possesses the tape is planning to release it soon. But two companies are currently engaged in a battle to buy the rights to the Tupac sex video. Neither company has even laid eyes on the footage yet, but both are serious about securing the rights, and the bidding is already into the high six figures. The rapper is reportedly seen dancing during the act to one of his unreleased songs in a house party. Shakur is also shown conversing with Money B from rap group Digital Underground during the sexual act in the clip. The five-minute video was taken in a living room back in 1991. The late rapper is seen holding a cocktail at one hand and a joint in another. Tupac sang along

My mid thinks about it all the time, Its aroma, Its texture, It's varies shapes of mood How soft its flesh feel as it lays limp in the palm of my hand How pliable it is when its flaccid How my fingers can swirls it in a large circle, dangle it in the air Then there's that I don't know mood, Its stiff but not hard, It feels firm but not solid, Its flesh is stretch but not enough to uncover its big head, It points straight without rising itself up, While making my mind anticipate

So we (me and a bunch of people you dont know) were having a discussion the other day about all things sexy. (tends to happen when there is a LOT of alcohol involved.) I have this analogy I like to use to compare male and female anatomy; When a woman takes off her panties, its like a shiny, beautiful gateway to an abyss of magical wonderment (think about it, Im onto something), but when I guy takes off his drawers, its like your drunk buddy falling out of your car. As much as I love cock, I mean, its not exactly the most appealing part of the bodyfeet might be the only other part that are as visually displeasing. Anyway. As we continued talking, I mentioned (as I do fairly often) that I am SEXUALLY bisexual. Wait, what? Sexually Bi Sexual. I have NO desire to try to date women. But I LOVE the female body. Why? Whats NOT to love? Even women with bad hair have beautiful hair. You know what I mean. Its soft and flowy (even if its short, or kinky) and always feels nice on your skin. Women

Seeing as Halloween is a just around the corner and the whores are in search of their next big costumes without getting arrested for pulling tricks. I thought Id save you all the hassle and give you my top picks for this years whore-ostumes. 1. Debbie Downer. Did you know that 95% of all Halloween candy is filled with rat poison and previously used hypodermic needles? 2. Theresa from The Housewives of New Jersey. I think a gorilla suit will suffice for this one... she's just so goddamn hairy... 3. Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development. Have we done hair up glasses off yet? 4. Suze Orman. I had a guy ask me to dress up like her for a sexual fantasy of his I wish that wasn't true. 5. Snooki. This ones for the boys, actually. 6 . Judy from The Laurence Welk Show. Youll have to fend off the men with your baby hands. 7. D o r a t h e E x p l o r e r . I think we all knew she was a crack whore at heart...with those god damn orange shorts...go work at Hooter's already,

When entering pubity, only a few of us are lucky enough to figure out all that we like. I remember coming across chastity belt sites (particularly Altarboy's) about a decade ago, and finally figured it out. I was in my forties. Whoever said 'youth is wasted on the young' had it spot on. I hope you're all making up for lost time.

I have to start off by saying that this picture is, HANDS DOWN, my FAVORITE cock shot ever. This particular shooter has been posted before, and he always does a really good job, but this oneI LOVE. Its not ONLY got this cock in a position where you can see everything, get an accurate picture of the size, his balls, his grooming, everything; And not only is the lighting great, and the picture in perfect focus; But there is a GQ aspect to this picture that I LOVE! Its a modelesque cock shot! A+ Buddy! What do you think? As always, you can submit a picture, but you HAVE to first read the rules! The link is in the upper right hand corner of my blog!

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So last night, i posted my post right after i wrote it, but a few seconds before midnight, i think it was. And it was todays (Sundays) post, which is when most of you would have read it. But unfortunately, it doesnt count on WP as Sundays post since it published at the tail end of Saturday. (which was a night of ZNN for this subgirl and trust me im dyin for an o tonight!!) So, all that said, with tomorrows post now written, it will look in the calendar like i wrote NOTHING todayand yall know (see my Southern is still on LOL!) that lil miss nilla cannot STAND to miss a day of postingwere heading for a two-year daily post record here. So, all that being said, my clamped nipples and i are heading over to gmail to see what directions my Master has given me for tonight. Pray that its O (when you read that? it should sound like a chorus of cherebum (angels) saying it, making a great, harmonic, dynamic sound!!!) instructions, k? Night all!