I am Enhanced Eddie*
*Except my name isn't Eddie, but if you'd ever watched Limitless, I'm pretty much like an Eddie Morra popping NZT in real life, only I don't use drugs ever.
Incidentally, if you haven't figured thattheclearpill.comis actually a viral marketing gimmick for the movie, then I suppose you're in serious need of some NZT.Seriously though, even if NZT was possible-- and believe me, I'm convinced it's a matter of time before we really came up with a synthetic wonder pill like that-- I'm not sure if I wanna be popping pills just so to make me appear smarter or have more sex appeal.
But I digress: I suppose I have that kind of effect on people that makes them wonder why I seem to be so high energy all the time, so much so back in uni there were in fact some professors who thought I was using something to be the way I am.
I suppose too, you could pretty much blame my involvement in competitive swimming from a very young age that caused me to develop my huge ego, my desire to over-achieve, and the need to keep my adrenaline pumping from occasional kicks here and there; and I'm convinced all this constant pushing myself into overdrive will probably kill me sooner than my peers one day.
But if I have to die younger, then all the more I should go out there, do all the things I want to achieve in my lifetime, and have my fun with as many beautiful women that catch my fancy. I only live once, and it'd better be a good life.
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On a separate note, I'm glad a certain someone's back from her little trip. *winks*
Only thing is: I really wish she'd smuggled me along in her underwear luggage in the weeks she was away.
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