If I Ran The World...

The rules of the road would change. DRAMATICALLY.

For starters, until we are all equipped with mind-reading devices, not using your blinker would be a felony offense.

Also, you would have to pass a mild physical exam to have a valid drivers license.

If you are too fat, or too old to PHYSICALLY turn around in your seat to check your blind spot, YOU ARE A ROAD HAZARD! You shouldnt be on the road.

People passing to the right wouldnt be ticketed; the MORONS driving BELOW the speed limit in the left lane would be ticketed for impeding traffic.

Anyone who has been driving for less the 3 years would be REQUIRED to have a purple light on top of their car, so we would know to be cautious.

There would be a REQUIRED and LONG reading exam before being granted a license. If you cant read the road signs, you shouldnt be driving, you are creating a road hazard.

THIS is why I fly so often...people can't drive for SHIT! IT MAKES ME CRAZY!

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