Sweet deal, this is not.

You know what's really shitty about this whole blogging business? It's the fact that if I were one of them female "sex bloggers", all I need do to get people to keep reading my blog is to take my clothes off, and start plastering pictures of my boobies or pussy, or in fact, I don't even have to be totally nude, just tantalise 'em with some HNTs with the tastier bits strategically covered up (so I'm not really revealing anything, would I?), and lo and behold, the hits will definitely go up like clockwork. It doesn't even matter if I wrote in Standard Queen's English or some Polynesian language that only 10 other people in the world understood-- just put up the photos, bitch, that's all we wanna see.

But because I'm male, it wouldn't work if I did likewise, because women are simply not turned on by photos of dicks, regardless of their size. Not only that, to keep my female readers entertained, I have to keep to a reasonably good style of writing, because research has shown that females are more literary than their visually primal Neanderthal counterparts who are usually contented with just being able to wank off to photos of anonymous persons.

Chances are too, that female bloggers get invitations to coffee a lot more frequently than I do, because obviously every dick that has an ounce of blood in it would be "genuinely interested" in getting to know them better, and hey, who knows, yours could very well be that new dick that gets to cum all over her in her sexy raunchy photos.

Oh no, I'm not complaining here, really. I'm just wondering if it's even remotely possible that I get shown a little more appreciation from time to time, like the invites to coffee, or even a random raunchy photo/video from one of my female readers-- I don't know, use your imagination. *grins*

AND BTW, I certainly did wish I was hiding in a certain someone's lingerie luggage...