for those of you blissfully unaware...

I used to have adult braces when I was 21.

Im now 22.

Those days still haunt me.

I dont think I will ever be able to accurately explain the mental havoc adult braces cause on the individual psyche.

It fucking sucks.

Ive had a 13 year-old hit on me in a Dairy QueenI dont want to talk about it.

So if you ever find yourself in this terrible situationyell at your parents for not loving you when you were younger and then get the ceramic braces.

They dont make a difference up closeand they will cause you to uncontrollably snore/drool/fart(dont ask)but they arent noticeable about 10ft awayso that way that guy walking towards you wont notice them till about 3ft and then he cant turn around without looking like a total douche in front of your friends

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND that wayeven with adult braceshe will be forced to talk to you for approximately 10 minutesgiving you ample opportunity to allow your personality to sparkleand roofie his drink.

Its a win-win situation to be quite honest...

He gets laidand you get to tell yourself you arent sexually repulsive to the opposite sexeven though you did in fact dope him up with roofies.

Whateverfuck youbitches with braces got feelings too.