You're weird...
People dont really like weird. Well, I take that backpeople dont like being associated with weird, not at first at least.
Thank you, high school. If I learned anything from high school its that the best thing to do is conform to your surrounding social norms. Not trying to sound like a downer, but weird is/was not considered cool.
Which quite honestly, I will never understand.
Im weird. Ive always been aware of this fact, and probably explains why I was so quiet in high schoolI knew I needed to hide that crazy shit going on in my head, bitches.
And its not exactly that people dont like weirdand its not that these weird people are in fact weird. Weird is an adjective attached to many things that are NOT weird, just unexplainable for normal people to grasp.
For the most part people that are considered weird are in fact just brutally honest with themselves and their surroundingsand honesty is just one fact of life many people will never really feel comfortable dealing with.
Yet, normal people surrounded by weird people makes them feel secureor for a lack of better wordsunweird.
.what a fucking cop-out.
I dont know how many times Ive heard through laughing gasps of breath, Oh god youre so weird!
Yet, they always come back for more, they want more laughs, they want more constant reminders that they arent me, and can sleep at night soundly knowing this fact reins true.
Have fun on your high horseliving your mediocre life.
Sorry I wasnt afraid to take a chance. Or say it like is. Maybe its just because I am weird, but I find normal people painstakingly boring.
Get a hobbygrow some balls. Say something for once in your goddamn life that may actually offend someone.
I for one, have offended a shit tin of people (if you havent noticed)alsoif I havent offended you yetbrace yourself.
Sorry but you are not going to please everyone. So get off your fucking high horse and make a racist joke.
Get a personality. Because while yes you may think people are weirdwe just find you boring.
Which quite honestly, is so much worse. No one remembers boring. No one. Why? Because you are fucking boring.
Some one had to say it.
And sorry if you got offended when I informed you that Beer craps are in fact the best kind.
Wellthey fucking are. And you know itor you wouldnt have laughed if you didnt already agree.
Or if the fact that Im in a relationship with Hellmans Mayo on facebook, weirds you out. Well fuck a duck love is love is love is loves. And if Hellmans loves me, then I love Hellman. Hes gotten me through some tough timescan you say the same?
BTWBen AND Jerry are cheating on your boring assyou can blame Cherry Garcia for that one.
I will never be that girl, who doesnt look slightly LD when she laughs or who can look sexy while she dances. Or who cant not not laugh while your going down on herbecause she thinking how absurd this would look if her roommate walked in.
Deal with it.
p. s. this post has nothing to do with the intern.
Thank you, high school. If I learned anything from high school its that the best thing to do is conform to your surrounding social norms. Not trying to sound like a downer, but weird is/was not considered cool.
Which quite honestly, I will never understand.
Im weird. Ive always been aware of this fact, and probably explains why I was so quiet in high schoolI knew I needed to hide that crazy shit going on in my head, bitches.
And its not exactly that people dont like weirdand its not that these weird people are in fact weird. Weird is an adjective attached to many things that are NOT weird, just unexplainable for normal people to grasp.
For the most part people that are considered weird are in fact just brutally honest with themselves and their surroundingsand honesty is just one fact of life many people will never really feel comfortable dealing with.
Yet, normal people surrounded by weird people makes them feel secureor for a lack of better wordsunweird.
.what a fucking cop-out.
I dont know how many times Ive heard through laughing gasps of breath, Oh god youre so weird!
Yet, they always come back for more, they want more laughs, they want more constant reminders that they arent me, and can sleep at night soundly knowing this fact reins true.
Have fun on your high horseliving your mediocre life.
Sorry I wasnt afraid to take a chance. Or say it like is. Maybe its just because I am weird, but I find normal people painstakingly boring.
Get a hobbygrow some balls. Say something for once in your goddamn life that may actually offend someone.
I for one, have offended a shit tin of people (if you havent noticed)alsoif I havent offended you yetbrace yourself.
Sorry but you are not going to please everyone. So get off your fucking high horse and make a racist joke.
Get a personality. Because while yes you may think people are weirdwe just find you boring.
Which quite honestly, is so much worse. No one remembers boring. No one. Why? Because you are fucking boring.
Some one had to say it.
And sorry if you got offended when I informed you that Beer craps are in fact the best kind.
Wellthey fucking are. And you know itor you wouldnt have laughed if you didnt already agree.
Or if the fact that Im in a relationship with Hellmans Mayo on facebook, weirds you out. Well fuck a duck love is love is love is loves. And if Hellmans loves me, then I love Hellman. Hes gotten me through some tough timescan you say the same?
BTWBen AND Jerry are cheating on your boring assyou can blame Cherry Garcia for that one.
I will never be that girl, who doesnt look slightly LD when she laughs or who can look sexy while she dances. Or who cant not not laugh while your going down on herbecause she thinking how absurd this would look if her roommate walked in.
Deal with it.
p. s. this post has nothing to do with the intern.
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