Lady GaGa Is One Ugly Dude Posing As Male Alter Ego Jo Calderone

Recognize the ugly dude with the shiny T-zone above? It's none other than Lady Gagaas a man in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Obviously, she make a more convincing man than she does a woman. They say this is her male alter-ego, "Jo Calderone." And now I am starting to wonder if she's been a man this whole time. There is currently a debate as to whether or not this is in fact Lady Gaga in drag for the shoot in the upcoming magazine. If it is, she is posing under the pseudonym "Jo Calderone." So controversial! A few are skeptical that Calderone really is GaGa, but the evidence is mounting. I swear this isn't a joke. So convincing that people really think it is a man posing in these photos. She is more believable as a man. She should stick to it and grow a penis (again). And that nose is more acceptable on a man, but still very very large. The Daily Mail report:

Lady Gaga seems to have managed to pull another fashion surprise by posing as a man.

A series of photographs [taken by renowned photographer Nick Knight] show the singer dressed in suits with her normally platinum hair gelled up in a dark quiff.

[Gaga's regular stylist Nicola Formichetti] posted the images on her blog, but mysteriously lists the model’s name as ‘Jo Calderone.’

Perhaps the pictures are Gaga’s idea of poking fun at rumors that she is a hermaphrodite.

‘I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it,’ she said in a recent TV interview.

Well, dressing up like a man will definitely show all those haters just how wrong they are about her being a hermaphrodite. I think its a testament to how ugly she looks as a woman that she is actually so ugly as a man. As a woman she is like a less drug filled version of Amy Winehouse. Ugh... As ugly as she is as a woman, she is twice as bad as a man. She should have an alter ego as Joe Camel because thats who she looks like. I would like to see what would happen if the boy version of Lady Gaga tried to get into the Yankees' clubhouse as a random dude. I would pay to see the Yankees kick this dude's ass! Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986 in Yonkers, New York, United States), who performs under the stage name Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter and musician. She began her career as a songwriter for established artists, including Fergie, Pussycat Dolls, Britney Spears and New Kids on the Block, as well as American singer and producer Akon. After Akon recognized that Gaga also had vocal talent, he signed her to a joint deal with his own label, Kon Live Distribution, and then she started to work on her own new material for her debut album.

Gaga released her debut album The Fame in 2008, which she explained was "about how anyone can feel famous". To date, the album has spawned the international number one hit singles "Just Dance" (nominated for Best Dance Recording at the 51st Grammy Awards) and "Poker Face". Gaga has been influenced by glam rockers such as David Bowie and Queen.